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Enjoy your stay.
Do you ever look in the mirror andthink, “I’ve seen that face before”?
All my favorite Harry Potter bad lip reading gifs I have collected
I will reblog these every single time.
fuck me jesus christ
i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble
"can i see your phone?"
"yeah hold on"
you can’t sit with us
WE THREW YOUR TEA IN A WELL
DON’T ASK ME I’LL NEVER TELL
WE RAN AWAY AS IT FELL
YOU SHITS WERE IN OUR WAY
the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE
bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell
steven grant “steve” rogers (july 4th,1918) | happy 96th birthday, cap!
Aren’t the stars and stripes a little… old-fashioned?